ADD SUV (club remix) by Uffie, Pharrell Williams, and Armand Van Helden
Two cool, lovely words: defenestration and callipygian.
To defenestrate is to discard something or someone out of a window. It could be a particularly vacuous page of a manuscript, or a lover you’ve spent too much time with. You could defenestrate a friend or a family member, or, even, yourself; suicide by exit through glass aperture (in structure more than four storeys tall). The process of defenestration can also be defined as a swift removal or dismissal from a position of authority or power—as when the Disney CEO was recently defenestrated due to poor quarterly returns. Or when the United States helps defenestrate a naughty and corrupt leader from a particularly shabby country.
Sometimes you can use the word defenestrate with both its meanings at once, like when a group of kind, well-read intellectuals wished to defenestrate Mike Pence and Nancy Pelosi on January 6th, 2021.
Defenestrate, defenestrate. You wouldn’t want it to happen to you.
Callipygian is a fantastic term for our time. Coming from the Greek ‘kallos’ for beauty and ‘puge’ for buttocks. Callipygian is, you guessed it, an adjective to describe having a well-shaped ass; i.e., damnnnn, that’s one callipygian ho! Or, ‘scientists, researchers, and academics all agree that standing desks can lead to a more callipygian style of life.’
Moreover, when someone with particularly large, round-shaped buttocks decides to get a reduction via liposuction it’d be deemed a callipygian defenestration.